SHREDDER OF EVIL
Neil Diamond and Iron Maiden have privately written 3 duets expressing their anticipation of BBCo.'s yet-to-be-released titanium 29/27.5+ dragon slayer (yes, we know Beowulf was ultimately killed during battle with a dragon—we don't care). You'll probably never hear those songs, but Beowulf will be crossing into our dimension in mid July. Buy one and get the second one at the same price!